If you're a mom (or mom-to-be) who wants to raise decent human beings, maintain your pre-baby identity and not lose your sh*t along the way, congrats: you've just found the parenting book of your dreams. The Rebel Mama's Handbook for (Cool) Moms is a girlfriend's guide to early motherhood. It's the Coles Notes for all those boring baby books you never get through. It's the instruction manual you wish your kid(s) came with--complete with cocktail list. Welcome to motherhood. Let's do this . . .