When Mr. Penguin and Colin board a glitzy cruise ship, they quickly discover the boat is bound for dubious straits. From Alex T. Smith's hilarious middle grade series! "Gloriously silly.... Ridiculously charming." --Kirkus Reviews Mr. Penguin and his Adventuring gang board a luxury cruise ship for some much-needed rest and a little entertainment. With Colin, his kung fu spider sidekick, preparing to perform with the Ladies Choir and fish finger sandwiches available twenty-four hours a day, Mr. Penguin isn't even bothered that he can't swim and is deeply afraid of water.