2013 06 Sep
12:12am

KNOW YOUR OCTOPUS! KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!

This is a public service announcement – with guitars!

How to survive the looming coursebook crush 

There are 5 things to do.

The #1 thing to do is KNOW YOUR OCTOPUS.

We have two locations: Centretown and the Glebe.

Ottawa U students go to our Centretown location at 251 Bank Street. It looks like this:

 

Carleton students go to our Glebe store at 116 Third Ave. It looks like this:

 

 

So far, so good. Keep breathing.

Breathe in, breathe out.

 

The #2 thing to do is BRING YOUR COURSE SHEET.

For the love of Mother Jones, bring it.

Course sheet. Course sheet. Course sheet.

 

The #3 thing to do is KNOW YOUR PROFS’ NAMES.

Do I have to say it again? KNOW YOUR PROFS’ NAMES.

Don’t. Make me. Say it. Again. KNOW YOUR PROFS’ NAMES.

Oh there are several things I’d like to say. KNOW YOUR PROFS’ NAMES.

This memory is everything. KNOW YOUR PROFS’ NAMES.

When profs and students unite, it creates an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.

Therefore, KNOW YOUR PROFS’ NAMES.

 

The #4 thing to do is KNOW YOUR COURSE CODES.

Study your course codes.

Be the course code.

You are the course code.

Course code course code course code.

 

But of course you will KNOW YOUR COURSE CODES because you will have your COURSE SHEET.

 

So. Breathe in. Breathe out. Don’t panic.

You’ll get your books. You’ll learn and grow. You’ll change the world….because the world needs you.

Don’t panic. Organize.

And KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!

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Oh! And the #5 thing to do is: Don’t panic. 


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